Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help to reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox from Dr. Laci Theunissen at Dermatology at Bocage (a $260 value).

Dr. Laci Theunissen of Dermatology at Bocage restores epidermal order to misbehaving faces with skin-salvaging Botox injections. Dr. Theunissen introduces the smoothing serum to facial areas etched by Father Time, slowing down hyperactive muscles and blocking nerve impulses. Results take up to 30 days to fully appear on the visage and injections may banish fine lines to a far-off land for up to four months. The non-surgical treatment requires little to no downtime, freeing patients to return to normal activities such as eating rainbow sherbet and grinding frozen rainbows into rainbow sherbet.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.