What You'll Get
Body-contouring treatments allow bone boxes to lose excess inches without leading tape measurers deep into a forest or "forgetting" to carry the one when converting to the metric system. Ditch unwanted fat with today's Groupon: for $799, you get six Zerona laser treatments (a $2,600 value) from Dr. Shalini Gupta at The Dermatology Laser and Vein Center of Cincinnati.
The Dermatology Laser and Vein Center's Dr. Shalini Gupta, a member of the American Academy of Anti-Aging Medicine, employs her extensive training to slim down physiques with Zerona body-contouring treatments. A noninvasive alternative to liposuction, the treatment employs low-level cold lasers to track down body fat, threaten it with compromising photographs, and convert it to matter that flees the body naturally. The gentle procedure, performed over two weeks after a pretreatment consultation, can evict unwanted inches from fat-cell-squatting body areas such as the waist, hips, and thighs without involving the corporeal police. The procedure requires no downtime or compression garments, so bodies can return to normal activities immediately.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Dermatology Laser and Vein Center
After leaving Cincinnati to study at Harvard Medical School and participate in internships and fellowships at Brown University and New York University, Dr. Shalini Gupta has returned to the place where she grew up, and now offers general and cosmetic dermatology and plastic-surgery services to the community. The goal of her practice, Dermatology Laser and Vein Center, is a simple one: restoring natural beauty. She does this with both surgical and nonsurgical procedures that tighten and restore the skin, contour the body's trouble spots, and rid limbs of unwanted tattoos or popped bubble-gum bubbles.