Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one body area at Dermis Advanced Skin Care, located on Albert Street (up to a $540 value, taking into account the current 10% package discount). Price values vary per area.
Dermis Advanced Skin Care's talented technicians utilize the powers of the Cutera CoolGlide laser to destroy rogue follicles from smoothness-seeking skin surfaces. One Groupon covers six treatments for your choice of the chin, upper lip, underarms, linea, sternum, cheeks, sideburns, or jawline, and two Groupons are needed for six treatments for the bikini area, front of neck, flipper, or back of neck. After a long-pulse laser light targets unwanted hairs, an automatic cooling system removes any heat hanging around the dermis, resulting in only mild discomfort comparable to pinches from near-sighted aunts who smell like beige.
Located in downtown Ottawa, Dermis Advanced Skin Care provides a relaxing environment ideal for banishing badly behaving body hair to eternal time out. Their system is suitable for all skin types, and the caring technicians will put meddling mind matter at ease during this safe and gentle procedure.
Four Google Mappers give Dermis Advanced Skin Care a five-star average rating:
Dermis Advanced Skin Care
As the professional skin care clinic's name suggests, Dermis Advanced Skin Care's experienced skin care therapists do not simply administer superficial quick fixes, but stabilize what lies beneath each complexion's surface. Dermalogica Face mapping precedes all services, during which technology developed by the International Dermal Institute renders a personalized map that details treatments, products, and real estate values for various skin zones. From there, the skin care therapists perform custom advanced skincare treatments such as medical-grade peels, photo-rejuvenation, and collagen treatments to leave faces with the elasticity of a newborn balloon animal.