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Axel Jackson: The End of the Adventure
With Demetrios’s laser-vaporizer aimed squarely at the unsuspecting visitors of Dolphin World and Axel’s hands tied behind his back, it would seem that the unlikely adventures of Axel Jackson, small-town cop turned big-time hero, had come to an end.
“Do you give up?” sneered Demetrios.
“Yes,” sighed Axel. “I want very badly to get some rest. And I should probably eat something. I don’t want to get into one of those times when you sleep and don’t eat and then wake up really hungry.”
“I know what you mean,” confided Demetrios. “Maybe we’re not so different, you and I,” mused the Science Soldier, insane and evil from years of insane and evil science and fighting.
“I guess so,” mumbled Axel. “I’m all out of fight, to be perfectly honest.”
“I can’t blame you,” admitted Demetrios. “After I destroy Dolphin World and send out a couple press releases, I could give you a ride home, if you want.”
“That would be great,” beamed Axel, whose grit and determination had allowed him to break his restraints and free his hands. “My hands are now free, Demetrios,” he murmured, his voice weak with exhaustion. “Could I borrow your keys and take a nap in your car?”
“Of course. Do you know which one is mine?” queried Demetrios.
“Yes,” replied Axel. He felt sorry for the soon-to-be-vaporized vacationers, but mostly he felt relieved to be going home.
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Deseret Aesthetic & Lifestyle Institute
Deseret Aesthetic & Lifestyle Institute medical director Dr. Gregory Allen is a skin specialist who has contributed to FDA research and the FDA approval process. He now shares his epidermal expertise with licensed aestheticians and laser technicians as they apply permanent makeup and perform peels and facials. High-tech equipment abounds at the center, from a VeinGogh Ohmic Thermolysis System for eliminating spider veins to a CO2 laser for reducing wrinkles. Aestheticians rely on skincare products from Derma MD and Obagi, which soothe skin so that clients don't have to cut eyeholes in a receiving blanket and wear it as a mask. An elegant vibe radiates from the spa’s cream-and-black motif, which clients first encounter in a waiting room lined with cushy suede chairs.
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