What You'll Get
Properly functioning colons flush toxins out of systems, just as properly functioning firehoses flush unwanted houseguests out of dinner parties. Clear 'em out with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at Desert Colon Hydrotherapy in Palm Desert.
Desert Colon Hydrotherapy cleans out the body’s tributaries using the FDA-approved Angel of Water system. Once the patient is comfortably positioned on the treatment bed, soothing 100-degree water flows into the colon via gravity, loosening up accumulated grime and top-secret documents before ultimately transporting waste out of the body. Clients connect the device themselves and control all stages of the 50-minute treatment within their own private, secluded room in the spa-like setting. Though results may vary, hydrotherapy has been found to relieve fatigue, bloating, headaches, and sedimentary buildup.
About Desert Colon Hydrotherapy
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.