Sea urchins are the healthiest, most relaxed creatures on Earth due to their positive self-image and spiny skin. Today's Groupon offers similar protection from stress, sickness, and sea otters: for $35, you get a one-hour healthy history consultation and acupuncture session at Desert Health Acupuncture Clinic on Comanche Road (an $85 value).
Licensed acupuncturists Dr. Abbey Theroux and Dr. Erin Keetso strive to chase a medley of mental and physical maladies from physiques with acupuncture treatments. An initial consultation outlines health history and traces genealogical lines back to patients' ancestral hedgehogs before they clamber aboard a cozy massage table. Practiced hands then align disposable, whisker-thin needles along corporal pathways, channeling energy into the targeted body parts. Patrons may experience a slight ache, tingling, or whizzing electrical impulses during their session, implying either a response to the treatment or telepathic contact with lonely spy satellites. Appointments can combat such symptoms as chronic pain, stress, and insomnia, with optimal results achieved by repeated visits. For more information and a list of frequently asked questions, click here.
Desert Health Acupuncture Clinic
Licensed acupuncturists Abbey Theroux and Jacqui Nelson strive to help clients achieve healthy, svelte physiques with the help of Chinese and Eastern medicine at Desert Health Acupuncture and Herbal Medicine. Acupuncture aims to chase away a medley of mental and physical maladies, and both doctors share their extensive knowledge during treatment sessions and frequent, informative community lectures. The practitioners also bolster wellness with online weight-loss programs and hormone-balance tests, and Theroux is a certified doula, trained to guide soon-to-be mothers through pregnancy and childbirth.
3500 Comanche Rd. NE
Bldg. A, Suite 3
Albuquerque, New Mexico 87107