Love means never having to say you’re sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today’s Groupon to Desert Sun Tanning. Choose from 20 locations in Washington. Choose from the following options:

• For $35, you get a wellness package (a $127.48 value at 19 locations, a $100 value at the Tacoma/ Lincoln Plaza location) that includes:
• One body wrap (a $100 value)

• Two weeks of red-light-therapy sessions (a $27.48 value, not included at Tacoma/ Lincoln Plaza location)<p>

• For $99, you get a wellness package (a $264.95 value at 19 locations, a $210 value at the Tacoma/ Lincoln Plaza location) that includes:
• Three body wraps (a $210 value)
• One month of red-light-therapy sessions (a $54.95 value, not included at Tacoma/ Lincoln Plaza location)<p>

The staff at Desert Sun Tanning work to tone the face and body, detoxify, and increase metabolism through red-light-therapy sessions and infrared body wraps. Some Desert Sun Tanning locations employ the far-infrared-heat body wrap in 50-minute treatments, during which heat-activated silicone treatment pads latch onto thighs, hips, abdomen, and arms. At other locations, patrons lie inside the Fit Bodywrap’s sleeping-bag-like device for 60 minutes, gossiping and stifling giggles as the infrared rays sink in. Both wraps yield the same results, aiming to purge the body of toxins, increase metabolism, and burn calories lurking in the shadows of love handles. Fifteen-minute red-light-therapy sessions bathe the entire body in red-light waves measuring 633 nanometers, designed to attract nanoscopic surfers who trigger collagen production and reduce wrinkles with their laid-back lingo.