What You'll Get
Though some fuel-efficient vehicles can travel for miles on a few gallons of alcohol, most have trouble even making their way out of a garage after a few Rob Roys. Let a qualified auto help you home with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one ride from Designated Driver Inc. (a $45 value).
When the earth sways spontaneously and vision doubles with no announcement, Designated Driver's professional chaffeurs roll up with a safe alternative to motoring your way home. Customers can either pre-arrange a pick-up or phone in a request 30–60 minutes before their desired drunken departure-time. Upon arrival, the sober coachmen will escort you to any destination within a 10-mile radius in an effort to curb inebriated joyrides and render DUIs as obsolete as quantum theory (a fee of $2/mile is added for longer journeys). Extra stops carry an additional fee; click here to view pricing.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per service. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.