Though some fuel-efficient vehicles can travel for miles on a few gallons of alcohol, most have trouble even making their way out of a garage after a few Rob Roys. Let a qualified auto help you home with today's Groupon: for $17, you get one ride from Designated Driver Inc. (a $35 value).
When the earth sways spontaneously and vision doubles with no announcement, Designated Driver's professional chauffeurs roll up with a safe alternative to motoring your way home. Customers can either pre-arrange a pick-up or phone in a request 30–60 minutes before their desired drunken departure-time. Upon arrival, the sober coachmen will escort you to any destination within a 10-mile radius in an effort to curb inebriated joyrides and render DUIs as obsolete as quantum theory (a fee of $2/mile is added for longer journeys). Extra stops carry an additional fee ($5 per extra stop]; click here to view pricing.