$17 for One Ride from Designated Driver Inc. ($35 Value)

Designated Driver Inc.

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What You'll Get

Though some fuel-efficient vehicles can travel for miles on a few gallons of alcohol, most have trouble even making their way out of a garage after a few Rob Roys. Let a qualified auto help you home with today's Groupon: for $17, you get one ride from Designated Driver Inc. (a $35 value).

When the earth sways spontaneously and vision doubles with no announcement, Designated Driver's professional chauffeurs roll up with a safe alternative to motoring your way home. Customers can either pre-arrange a pick-up or phone in a request 30–60 minutes before their desired drunken departure-time. Upon arrival, the sober coachmen will escort you to any destination within a 10-mile radius in an effort to curb inebriated joyrides and render DUIs as obsolete as quantum theory (a fee of $2/mile is added for longer journeys). Extra stops carry an additional fee ($5 per extra stop]; click here to view pricing.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per service. Valid for up to 10 miles from location. $2 per additional mile. $5 charge per extra stop. $10 charge per fast food stop. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Designated Driver Inc.

By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.