What You'll Get
If humans really were what they eat, then the world would be full of photosynthesizing vegans, pescatarians who breathe underwater, and carnivores who wear nothing but lettuce, tomatoes, and mustard. Alter your foodly fate with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a nutrition-response exam and initial diagnostic tests at The Designed Clinical Nutrition Center (a $120 value).
Clinical nutritionist Jason McRae uses an advanced muscle-testing technique to identify nutritional deficiencies and potential causes of fatigue, headaches, allergies, and other pesky symptoms. Guided by ancient, Chinese acupuncture-point methods and an encyclopedic knowledge of General Hospital plots, McRae tests the body's neurological reflexes, locating dysfunctional systems and helping them get with the program.
During the two-hour, nutrition-focused assessment, the nutritionist analyzes health habits, constructs a detailed history, and orders diagnostic tests as needed. The session includes a hear-rate variability analysis, which measures the space between heartbeats, with blood work and saliva tests available for an additional fee. Based on the test results, patients receive a nutritional report tailored to their health needs, which typically includes whole-food supplements (not included with this Groupon) and dietary suggestions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.