What You'll Get
Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Celebrate much-deserved mouth bones with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a take-home teeth-whitening kit from Designing Smiles in Sellersburg (a $479 value).
Designing Smiles makes chompers gleam with a range of family and cosmetic dental services. Dr. Dennis J. Jenkins, who has tended to molars and incisors for more than 20 years, and Margaret Wigginton, a veteran hygienist for more than years, head up the team. The custom-fit whitening kit tailors contact points to every mouth so the whitening solution can target enamel, inspiring sensitive gums to sing odes to their newly pearly white companions. After technicians take impressions of each patient’s carrot crunchers and demonstrate how to apply the solution to the mold, clients take them home to carry out the smile-brightening mission.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.