Without jewelry, pearls would be nothing but oyster gallstones and treasure chests would contain nothing but dirty back issues of the Economist. Embrace the power of bling with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of handmade accessories and apparel from Designs By Janet’s online store.
Designs By Janet brings together four generations of women by serving up a specialty spread of handmade jewelry and attire. Peep in at Janet's showcase of finely crafted adornments, such as wax-seal pendants (starting at $12), soldered rings ($19), and tween-pleasing Justin Bieber bling ($22). Sporty moms can show the world their pride in a softball mom T-shirt ($30) featuring crystal stitching along the ball appliqué. With an extensive selection of glamorous gems and simple beaded strands, decorated limbs can be flaunted at social gatherings or utilized to reflect floodlights shining from hovering spacecrafts.
Made of silver-based solder, Janet’s trinkets are not to be submerged in any form of water, though some damaged jewelry can be returned for proper repairs. Orders may take up to two weeks to receive, as they are flown in on the back of gilded storks, in between bundles of love letters and swaddles of garden gnomes.