Straight-razor shaves prevent beards from conquering faces, hoarding food particles, and censoring mouth-based broadcasts. Suppress whisker rebellions with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get an Old San Francisco Shave at Details Barbershop (a $50 value).

Details Barbershop delicately razes face forests using a bevy of natural, unscented products from The Art of Shaving. The signature straight-razor Old Francisco Shave begins with a pre-shave oil, softening hair and protecting skin from awkward razor encounters, and a glycerin-based cream further eases comfort levels. After cheek hitchhikers are unceremoniously dumped on the side of the road, an aftershave balm soothes and refreshes the skin, and an aftershave mask graces the face with vitamins and minerals. The whole service takes 30 to 45 minutes, freeing the day for other pressing responsibilities, such as drafting blueprints for sandwich towers.