Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a six-treatment laser hair-removal package (up to a $1,050 value) from Devenu Rejuvenation Center, near the Westroads Mall.
Devenu uses the Profile Clearscan keratin-blaster to obliterate the unwanted follicular pests from the Edens of each client's body. Unlike older laser technology or Betamax, infrared laser technology enables Devenu to treat all skin tones and types, even tanned skin (although clients who have recently tanned should notify the doctor). Choose an area of treatment from a bevy of shaggy sectors—the upper lip, chin, under-chin, underarms, sideburns, standard bikini line, forearms, neck, forehead, ears, feet, or hands. Treatments usually occur over 10 to 12 weeks, zapping hair in its active growing stage and making sure the roots are strong-armed into submission with follow-ups, eliminating most hair within three to five treatments. Toss your razor to a scavenging raccoon and prophesize hairlessness for one body part with Nostradamus-like accuracy with today's Groupon.
Devenu Medical Rejuvenation Center
Under the leadership of board-certified family physician Dr. Julie Waddell, the Devenu Medical Rejuvenation Center staff aims to help clients build confidence and look their best with a full roster of medical and spa services. Botox, Restylane, and other youth-enhancing treatments help façades turn back time more effectively than coating one's face in Cher's tears. Staff members also administer facials to Coolsculpting and BioIdentical Hormone Therapy.