Before man conquered his fear of water, he amused himself with dust sports such as pushing boulders off cliffs, wrestling tumbleweeds, and falling in the dust. Celebrate the benefits of aqueous adventures with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a two-person tandem parasail ride (up to $150 value) with Dewey Beach Parasail, which launches from locations at Dewey Beach and Indian River Marina. Launches take place seven days a week, 8 a.m.–6 p.m., every hour on the hour, and the launch location is determined at the time of reservation depending on availability and customer's location.
Captain Justin and crew skim the salty sea in their sturdy Coast Guard–inspected vessel, trailing suspended frolickers in the airy wake. On a tandem parasail ride, wind catchers ply the skies in a two-seated skyhook that can elevate up to 800 feet high, the same height as the moon during a lethargic low tide. Parasailing is a safe activity, and absolutely no experience is necessary for albatross imitation. Dewey Beach Parasail boasts a perfect safety record, and the entire crew is first-aid- and CPR-certified. The boat accommodates 12 passengers, and spectators can witness your aerial romp on the boat for an additional $15 (space permitting), although this is not included in the Groupon. Crew members can also act as glorified red snappers, filling a memory card of flight photos (about 24–30 images), available for $20.