What You'll Get
The opportunity to play outside with large groups of strangers usually ends with fifth-grade graduation. Today’s side deal lets you revisit the joys of recess without getting weird looks. For $12, you’ll get a 45-day membership that gets you access to all classes, adventures, and events at DFW Outdoors, Dallas’s active outdoor, sport, and social club.
Making friends is hard as a grown-up. You can’t pass notes across your cubicle asking co-workers to circle their feelings about you, or entice potential friends with your pog collection anymore. DFW Outdoors makes it easy: you sign up for any of the adventurous exploits that pique your interest (such as hiking, tubing, or canoeing) and get to be active with other like-minded individuals. Some events are free for members (a Brewfest beer tasting); for others (film viewings, hikes, and paragliding), you’ll pay a discounted member rate.
While modern technology has crippled human social skills, leaving you suctioned to a keyboard and communicating with other humans primarily through status updates and dialogue-lasers, this deal can save you from a total robotic transformation. By surrounding yourself with living, breathing humans and throwing yourself into situations lacking holograms, you’ll re-learn how to express yourself without using angry emoticons.
DFW Outdoors isn’t just a singles mixer for Indiana Jones-types; it’s also perfect for couples. If you and your common-law husband have lost touch with your families and friends, these classes will help you remember that more people is always more merrier.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 1/31. Must re-apply online to continue membership after 45 days are finished. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.