Let someone else do your dirty work with today's Groupon: $30 for three hours of home cleaning from the meticulous staff at DiCi Services. No nook, cranny, or ceiling-fan blade is safe from their eagle eye (their left one), copious supply of elbow grease, and arsenal of professional-grade supplies (if you prefer they use your supplies, just let them know). Each clean sweep is customized, meaning a walk-through of the area to be cleaned is required prior to an appointment so that your expectations match the outcome. This Groupon expires at the end of March, so do your spring-cleaning before spring actually comes, or get your place ready for the holidays.
Beyond the usual pizza fights with your roommate and your baby tornadoes escaping from their little indoor pen, there are a variety of reasons to call for a backup tidy patrol. One of the most common is moving in or moving out; the last thing you want to worry about when setting up a new abode is that the people who came before you were some kind of floor-stickying chocolate-syrup vampire club. DiCi's services allow you to begin or end with a squeaky clean slate, without lifting a finger.
Maybe you've just gotten too busy with your jigsaw-puzzle-assembly for-hire business to keep up with the daily grime. This is a great way to clear cobwebs and annihilate dust bunnies, so you can regain control of your domain. Or maybe the new stepfamily is coming in for the holidays and you want to impress them with someone else's work. Whatever your reason, the results will be the same, as seen by these before and after shots. The "after" has been pleasing to current customers, who espouse quotes like " I have had the same gal for almost two years and appreciate her work and her willingness to use my products and do things my way." Note: If "my way" includes wearing a Lincoln hat/beard combo, you might not be accommodated.
The service area is a large bubble in and around Charlotte "including Mooresville, Cornelius, Davidson, Huntersville, Pineville, Matthews, Waxhaw, Monroe, Weddington and in SC - Ft Mill, Tega Cay and Indian Land." Set up your appointment for a house call from the defenders of deterioration and purveyors of pristine. If you filth it, they will come.
The owner of DiCi Services was recently featured in e-magazine, Women with Know-How giving insight into the motivation and philosophy of the company. DiCi Services has also earned four stars on Kudzu.
Next to Dudeliness
If your strictly relaxed “Dude” lifestyle forbids you from even picking up the phone and scheduling an appointment for a professional cleaning, you might be more interested in Dude’s Dude Laidback Tidiers, the only cleaning service guaranteed to leave a mess as bad or worse than the one with which you started. Here are its Five Dudely Promises:
- “Dude’s Dude Laidback Tidiers will look at, mention, or lie down on every inch of your apartment.”
- “If you have beer, we’re already here. Show up and it’s dry? Not cool, guy.”
- “If remote is missing, Big Mike will lift up couch so that Average-Sized Mike can check for it.”
- “Dudes know what smells appeal to dudes. That’s why we clean your windows with undiluted popcorn butter.”
- “If your old lady has a problem with beer cans and pizza boxes, maybe she shouldn’t have moved in with you—Oh yeah, up top!”
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