Unlike Similac Baby Formula, which is unfairly reserved for babies and experimenting teens, wine can be consumed by adults. Separate the towerers from the toddlers with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wine at DiWine Spirits in Pikesville. This Groupon is valid for wine only, and sales tax is not included.

A store created by wine lovers, for wine lovers, and built on a cemetery that only buried wine lovers, DiWine Spirits stocks a large selection of wines from national and international producers. Inside the well-designed store, vine enthusiasts will find themselves surrounded by an array of choices including introductory quaffs such as 2006 Calma Rioja ($10.99) and Cat Amongst the Pigeons Riesling ($9.99), as well as experienced-palate-pleasing 2008 Benmarco malbecs and chardonnays from the Scott Family Estate (both $16.99). Via France’s special long-range bottle trebuchet, champagne a la Maxime Godet Premier ($24.99) delights palates with special bubbles. All prices listed are sale prices and may be subject to change.

Veteran wine consultants are responsible for DiWine’s high-quality wine warehouse, so vino connoisseurs and green-lips alike can trust that they’re getting an extensive selection of prime grape-bloods that the winery stands behind. Just like mouthwash, wine offers a complex range of flavors and mouthfeels that can be stored in an attic at the bottom of an in-ground swimming pool.

This Groupon is only valid for wine.