In the Old West, cowboys rode into town to have a glass of whiskey at the town saloon, heckle the thieves in the stockades, and exfoliate their rugged mugs with the sheriff's spurs. Saddle up for modern shaping up with today's Groupon to Diamanté Day Spa. Choose from the following options:

• For $39, you get a Relaxing Balance facial (up to an $85 value).
• For $59, you get a Tranquility facial plus a scalp-and-foot massage (a $120 value).
• For $79, you get a Rejuvena Rx facial facelift (up to a $250 value).

Each option also includes a $10 gift card for any service.

Led by a seasoned holistic practitioner, Diamanté's professional pamperers submerge the senses in tranquility with an array of restorative spa services. The 55-minute Relaxing Balance facial unlocks pores with a gentle steaming before evicting dirt-guests with light extractions and the glares of a Clarisonic brush. During the 30-minute Tranquility facial, volcanic hot stones and aromatherapy oils relax the muscles of the expression maker, and a 25-minute scalp-and-foot massage melts the body's end points into a pool of jumbled geometry equations.

The 55-minute Rejuvena Rx treatment illuminates the complexion with a series of skin-smoothing treatments, including a deep visage cleansing aided by the Clarisonic brush's gentle strokes. Faces will then indulge in an oxygenating ionic facial sculpt, which is complemented by a glycolic peel designed to usher out dead skin cells and stimulate collagen's productivity with intentionally vague promises of some kind of year-end bonus.