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What You'll Get
Although having blurry vision makes everyday life a whole lot dreamier, it also means there's a good chance you'll walk right into a nightmare. Sharpen your reality with today's Groupon: for $1,899, you get a full, two-eye LASIK eye corrective surgery at Diamond Vision (a $4,000 value).
Diamond Vision's eye-wise doctors adjust unfocused socketballs with LASIK, a prevalent vision fixer that tackles nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism and sates man's innate obsession with lasers. After a microkeratome blade forms a miniscule flap in the cornea, an excimer laser delivers a chilly beam of concentrated photons to restructure the cornea and improve its communications with the retina. After the laser departs and shuts the flap behind it, the slit seals and heals with the simple wave of a pinky and an afterthought about the future. The entire procedure takes about three minutes, and many people are able to drive or harpoon a moving piñata without a vision aid the next day. One's candidacy for LASIK will be determined at a free initial consultation; those who do not qualify for the surgery will receive a refund of the Groupon price.
Diamond Vision's fabled clientele include a menagerie of celebrities such as Tiki Barber, Mickey Rourke, and Tito Nieves, the reigning king of salsa. Decades of research, development, and practice have refined LASIK's eye-mending technology, so customers can rest assured knowing a career in dart throwing or seeing around corners is not only possible, it's definitely possible.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Initial consultation required to determine candidacy. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Diamond Vision
Diamond Vision’s quartet of doctors boasts extensive experience with LASIK’s CustomVue IntraLase eye-correction procedure—so extensive that they regularly teach it to other doctors. Each doctor has completed a long process of fellowship training, licensing, and certification to refurbish eyes suffering from varying degrees of nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. Though controlled low-temperature lasers and fine blades are the main components of their medical toolkits, they also implement iris registration to customize procedures and measure tissue properties with devices such as an Ocular Response Analyzer and Oculus Pentacam camera.
Diamond Vision's fabled clientele includes a menagerie of celebrities such as Tiki Barber, Mickey Rourke, and Tito Nieves, the reigning king of salsa. Decades of research, development, and practice have refined LASIK's eye-mending technology, so customers can rest assured knowing a career in dart throwing or seeing around corners is not only possible, it's definitely possible.