What You'll Get
Although blurry vision makes everyday life seem soft and romantic, it also means there’s a good chance you’ve just proposed to a tree. Sharpen your senses with this Groupon to Diamond Vision, valid at locations in Paramus and Somerville. Choose between the following options:
- For $1,899, you get standard LASIK or PRK surgery for both eyes (a $4,000 value).
- For $2,900, you get a bladeless Intralase LASIK surgery for both eyes (a $5,800 value).<p>
Diamond Vision’s eye-wise doctors adjust unfocused socketballs with LASIK, a technology that tackles nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. After a microkeratome blade forms a miniscule flap in the cornea, an excimer laser delivers a beam of photons to restructure the cornea and improve its communications with the retina. After the laser departs and shuts the flap behind it, the slit seals and heals with the simple wave of a pinky and an afterthought about the future. The entire procedure takes about three minutes, and many people are able to drive or harpoon a moving piñata without a vision aid the next day. Alternatively, PRK applies the laser’s sculptural powers directly to the surface of the cornea, with no need to cut a flap. Though the recovery period tends to be longer, some patients prefer PRK for its preservation of more corneal tissue, greater ease of follow-up procedures, and shorter acronym. Patients can further customize their corneal makeover by opting for the Intralase LASIK procedure, which improves night vision, allowing patients to find their way in the dark without having to leave the refrigerator door open all night. One’s candidacy for either procedure will be determined at a free initial consultation; those who do not qualify for the surgery will receive a refund of the Groupon price.
Diamond Vision’s fabled clientele includes a menagerie of celebrities such as Tiki Barber, Mickey Rourke, and Tito Nieves, the reigning king of salsa. Decades of research, development, and practice have refined LASIK’s eye-mending technology, so customers can rest assured knowing a career in dart throwing or seeing around corners is not only possible, it’s definitely possible.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 24, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Diamond Vision
Diamond Vision’s quartet of doctors boasts extensive experience with LASIK’s CustomVue IntraLase eye-correction procedure—so extensive that they regularly teach it to other doctors. Each doctor has completed a long process of fellowship training, licensing, and certification to refurbish eyes suffering from varying degrees of nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. Though controlled low-temperature lasers and fine blades are the main components of their medical toolkits, they also implement iris registration to customize procedures and measure tissue properties with devices such as an Ocular Response Analyzer and Oculus Pentacam camera.
Diamond Vision's fabled clientele includes a menagerie of celebrities such as Tiki Barber, Mickey Rourke, and Tito Nieves, the reigning king of salsa. Decades of research, development, and practice have refined LASIK's eye-mending technology, so customers can rest assured knowing a career in dart throwing or seeing around corners is not only possible, it's definitely possible.