What You'll Get
Though secret societies have terrific members-only health benefits, their gorilla-centric initiation rites are often illegal. Make a solemn fitness vow that's legal with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a one-month membership at either Diesel Fitness in uptown Dallas or at Fitness Evolution in Denton (a $75 value). As a special bonus, you'll keep the monthly rate if you decide to join either gym after the one month offered with this deal. You'll also get $100 off the $199 initiation fee.
Whether seeking a specific sweat session or looking for an intensive cardio overhaul, Diesel Fitness's classes, offered six days a week, cater to every exercising intent. Knead muscles and load biceps with Monday's Buns and Guns class, or sweat out stress with hot yoga on Wednesday evenings. Amenities at Diesel Fitness include a basketball court, an indoor track, free weights, a sauna, a racquetball court, and a cardio room with more than 30 pieces of equipment—one for each ripple in a bodybuilder's pectoral muscle. Diesel Fitness opens at 5 a.m. Monday through Friday, allowing roosters to get in a few bench-press reps before heading to work.
Fitness Evolution shuns traditional diets and fasts in favor of a science-driven approach to weight loss, with classes offered six days a week, including Van Dammean forays into kickboxing and Seagalian dips into the meditative art of yoga. Hit aerobics class for pound-peeling stepwork, or take to the exercise emporium's basketball court for a game of health-driven H.O.R.S.E. Fitness Evolution is open 24 hours a day Monday through Thursday, with abridged hours on Friday and weekends.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.