Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today’s deal: for $30, you get six Premium exterior car washes at Dilworth Car Wash (a $60 value).
The expert cleaners at Dilworth’s use advanced equipment and eco-friendly soaps to restore each roadcraft’s fresh-from-the-factory glow. During the Premium exterior shower, a state-of-the-smart computer system first analyzes the size and scum level of the vehicle in question, then coats the car and undercarriage with the appropriate amount of foam, flattery, and answers to secret toll-booth quizzes. Technicians then hand dry dripping vessels in preparation for the deft hand waxing undertaken by an anthropomorphic Green Machine. Should vehicles need a more extensive de-dirting, their owners can obtain upgrades to the Super Wash for an additional fee at the time of service ($10 for cars, $12 for SUVs).