Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $48, you get a one-hour home cleaning with a three-man crew from Dirt Doctors Cleaning Service, a $98 value. This Groupon is valid for homes in the Durham, Wake, and Orange County areas, with appointments available Monday through Saturday from 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
As a family-owned and family-operated company, Dirt Doctors aims to provide the best possible customer service while expertly ridding homes of dirt, grime, and buried time capsules filled with TV dinners and Buzz Aldrin. The Dirt Doctors’ skilled staff is trained to eradicate gook and muck and has passed a battery of thorough reference, background, and hi-stepping tire-course checks. Customers will benefit from a detailed maintenance cleaning, which cleans mirrors and glass, empties trash, vacuums Sasquatch hair, dusts all decorations, tosses banana-peel bouquets, spiffs up appliances, and includes a bevy of other cleaning procedures. By tripling the effectiveness of each session thanks to a trio of polished polishers, each home will shed its cocoon of cobwebs and greasy hand smears while blooming into a sparkly clean butterfly that baits compliments during charades nights and dodo-preservation group meetings.
If you or your loved ones have allergies, asthma, or are sensitive about the chemical amoebas lurking in every highly processed bottle of crushed bleach-powder substitute, an environmentally friendly cleaning from Dirt Doctors Cleaning Service can put your mind and lungs at ease. Schedule an appointment today and stop hiring the paperboy to inefficiently dust off coffee tables with the Sunday edition.
Please note the five-day cancellation/rescheduling policy, or you will be subject to a fee.