What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Avoid tripping over tiny trenches with today's Groupon: for $78, you get up to 200 square feet of tile and grout cleaning from Dirty Grout (a $156 value).
Dirty Grout's meticulous floor scrubbers strive to restore tile and grout to a pristine, just-out-of-the-oven state using eco-friendly products and practices. After a preliminary inspection of the targeted area, a team of tile tidy-uppers apply a gentle emulsification solution to loosen accumulated soil and grease and evict stubborn grout squatters, then treat the floor surface to a powerful scouring with a segmented bristle brush. Each grout line receives a scrubbing by hand before Dirty Grout's diligent staffers repeat the entire process to make sure they leave tiles and their fusing frames gleaming. A hot-water rinse precedes the entrance of a high-velocity dryer, which speedily removes moisture and straightens out cowlicks. Dirty Grout will also throw in a 30 per cent discount toward sealing services, designed to close pore openings in grout to keep out dirt, oils, and travelling germ rodeos.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only in Kitchener, Waterloo, Cambridge, and surrounding area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.