Though typically the trademark weapon of super-villains, lasers often serve purposes nobler than blasting holes into the moon or destroying the vacation homes of arch-nemeses. Enjoy smoothness sans diabolical laughter with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser-hair removal treatments (up to a $894 total value) at Diva Couture Salon and Spa in Oakville.

An upscale, comfortable facility manned by a trained, certified staff, Diva Couture Salon and Spa provides clients with unparallelled service. Laser hair-removal treatments clear away follicular undergrowth, leaving the bodyscape pristine and ready for cloth resurfacing. Before administering any hair-loosening laser lights, each client receives a free consultation to determine hair density and cooperation in vacating the fleshy premises. The clinicians of Diva Couture aim to remove tough tresses from underarms, upper lips, chins, bikini lines, necks, and sideburns. Laser hair removal disables hair follicles almost completely within six sessions, but more may be needed, depending on the consultation results.