It is better to give than to receive, which is why the person who gives themselves a gift must regift it to themselves in order to overcome the despair of receiving it. Break out of a perpetual loop with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of gifts and accessories at Divertido.

Divertido keeps shelves stocked with inventive gifts and accessories with which to accent living quarters or lavish party hosts. Western-motif handbags emblazoned with old-timey cowboys ($26) stow away wallets, spectacles, and miniature lassos to quell the chaos of squirrel flash mobs. Flip and tumble produce bags ($12.95 for a set of five) make for useful market-going companions, and a coaster set touting the images of vibrantly hued birds ($11.95) wards off unsightly moisture rings on wooden coffee tables and glass-plated coffee carriers. Scribble thank-you notes or gussy up in-class note-passing sessions with Pistachio Press greeting cards festooned with cutesy illustrations and sleek modern designs ($4.50).