Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Represent the minority with today's Groupon: for $18, you get to take five Zumba, boxing, or bootcamp classes (a $75 value) in any combination at Divine Body Fitness, located in Timonium.
Taught by certified instructors, Divine Body Fitness's Latin-rhythm-fueled Zumba sessions and blubber-beating boxing and bootcamp classes provoke spirited exertion from students of all fitness levels, helping them build strength, improve endurance, and drop extra pounds. Zumba's upbeat and easy-to-follow movements trigger a dynamic fat-burning tango that reveals adumbrative abs and helps participants fit into wedding gowns or graduation overalls. Pugilists can duke it out with flab in high-intensity boxing classes, perfecting professionally employed movements that firm muscles and make sandbags shiver, or opt for the muscle-perplexing bootcamp. Classes run multiple times per week, accommodating fitness fans with erratic schedules and gym bags that spontaneously get sucked into watching Frasier reruns.