Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon for Divine Massage Therapy in Miami Beach. Choose from the following three options:
- For $32, you get a 35-minute massage with two massage therapists (a $69 value).
- For $52, you get a 60-minute massage with two massage therapists (a $120 value).
- For $75, you get a 90-minute massage with two massage therapists (a $150 value).
Divine Massage Therapy's licensed therapists draw on muscle-ameliorating traditions from around the world to design personalized, hands-on treatments. Clients discuss their needs and goals with two massage therapists, who collaboratively employ their eight appendages to bring pain relief, relaxation, and improved athletic performance like a friendly octopus. Therapists incorporate techniques from many traditions to knead away tension and troubles, including tui na to reduce sciatic pain and numbness and shiatsu to help rebalance energy. During gentle Swedish massages, therapists’ hands glide over skin slicked with lotions and oils, and deep-tissue sports massages put pressure on stubborn sinews, relieving chronic tension so clients can dance out of the office and across corporate rivals' cluttered desks.
Couples who pick up two Groupons can opt to have their massages performed together in a joint relaxation session that helps to melt away bitter arguments about who actually caught the most Pokemon. Matching the refined, globally inspired nature of the massages, the tranquil office's burnt-orange walls are hung with eclectic art objects.