What You'll Get
Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a Type B automotive maintenance package from Dixie Mitsubishi in Mississauga (a $95.95 value).
The factory-trained technicians at Dixie Mitsubishi pamper vehicles inside and out with thorough maintenance packages and sudsy washes. With the Type B service, drivers may zoom over to the facility and leave their engines to sip up a fresh oil change before earning a tire rotation and inspections of both the brakes and dashboard hula girls' swivel diameters. A member of the esteemed fix-it team also examines the lights, horn, wipers, air filter, and lube door before topping off all fluid levels. Finally, a thorough road test insures that steering, suspension, and exhaust are in good order before a complimentary car wash relieves buggies of street grime and lipstick marks left by adoring pigeons. For convenience, Dixie Mitsubishi can transport carless customers to their reformed automobiles by courtesy shuttle from 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Additional charge for synthetic oil. Not valid for commercial vehicles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.