What You'll Get
Without plants, there would be no oxygen and nothing to prevent bunnies from discovering that humans taste delicious. Distract hungry hares by grooming greenswards with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a spring lawn-sprinkler turn-on from DJ Irrigation (a $90 value). This Groupon is valid on the South Side and in the south, southwest, and west suburbs.
DJ Irrigation’s spring lawn-sprinkler turn-on eases pipes and sprinkler heads back into full-fledged use after long winter hibernations. Trained, professional staff members will arrive at abodes to turn on taps slowly so as not to cause surges or burst pipes before checking systems for leaks, air bubbles, and underground cicada spy networks. An effective turn-on in spring can identify potential problems before they start, ensuring that homeowners enjoy carefree summer vacations without being called home by panicked petunias caught in front-yard floods.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid for residential only. Valid only for the South side of Chicago and South, Southwest, or West suburbs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.