Much like human hair, cars require regular washing and maintenance to avoid buildup, guarantee workability, and rid themselves of fuzzy pink dice. Maintain your ride with today's Groupon for a car wash at DJ's II Car Wash. Choose between the following two options:

• $13 for a Best Value car wash and interior cleaning (a $26 value)
• $7 for a Best Exterior car wash (a $14 value)

Owned and operated by brothers Jeff and Colby Wiggins, DJ's II Car Wash restores shine and sheen to road-worn rides. Today's Groupon offers a choice of two exemplary washes. The Best Exterior wash begins with a wash and towel dry of auto exteriors followed with a wax and polish, sure to help automobiles jet down freeways trailing sonic booms and to please vain mini candles seeking their reflections in newly shined tires. Clear-coat protection and Rain-X are sprayed onto vehicles to coax condensation into easy-to-string beads. The Best Value wash starts with these elements and then soars into automotive sumptuousness with a wipe-down of the door panels, cup holders, and console, and a thorough cleaning of the windows–ensuring cleanliness is not only steel-deep. A dash dressing prevents buildup of dust, fingerprints, and swaying hula women. The capable crew brightens tire rims, buffs automotive bodies, and cleans windows so well they require cautionary stickers for households with small children.