What You'll Get
Cars need regular oil changes to keep them running in top form, just as winning racehorses need periodic blood transfusions to keep the drive for victory coursing through their veins. Treat your chariot like a champ with today's Groupon: for $13, you get an oil change and 15-point inspection from DKC Service on Site, Inc. (a $26 value). This deal is only valid for conventional oil changes.
With more than 30 years of experience, DKC owner and operator Dave Colpritt soothes ailing autos with help from conventional motor oil. After draining the old, corrupted crude from the hapless engine, Dave replaces it with up to 5 quarts of fresh lubricant, ensured pure by its lack of experience, 30-day guarantee, and vast collection of Hardy Boys books. Flanked by the latest diagnostic equipment, Dave completes his tune-up with a 15-point inspection to call out procrastinating pistons and hot-tempered cooling systems. Brakes and engine parts also undergo a thorough examination, while underbellies get examined for signs of future sickness or road barnacles.
Should the inspection uncover any loose wirings or faulty systems, Dave will explain the problem in layman’s terms and offer a competitively priced on-site repair. The full service typically takes 25 minutes to complete and can be applied to any automotive make or model, from a family-friendly sedan to a trusty truck, or the increasingly common clown car–mini van hybrid.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for up to 5 quarts of conventional oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.