What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $35, you get an hour-long therapeutic massage (a $73.50 value) at the Docere Wellness Centre on Ranchview Drive. A therapeutic massage can be an effective stress-reliever, as well as provide solace to tender tendons and tightly wound muscles in need of a little relaxation. A trained, licensed therapist kneads your barking back into submission, and Docere Wellness Centre's warm, soothing ambience encourages healing by touch, rather than magic spells. Prenatal massage is available, and Groupon-holders will receive 15% off their next visit, should backs beg for more.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. GST included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.