What You'll Get
Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Focus crosshairs on better-matched opponents with today's Groupon: for $15, you get 200 paintballs, rental equipment, and outdoor-field entry at Dodge This Paintball in Greater Sudbury (a $30 value).
Dodge This Paintball's outdoor facilities pelt players with colourful rounds in free play and organized events. Players equip themselves for long-range painting by strapping on a provided mask and loading markers with complimentary air fills and colourful ammunition. Teams sight opponents through groves of backwoods forest, finding midgame shelter behind natural features, man-made walls, and confused elk in unlimited length skirmishes. Dodge This Paintball opens the wooded wilderness to open play on weekends and RSVP-only battles Wednesday through Friday. The facility also features scheduled game events encompassing movie scenarios, war-time reenactments, and strategic picnic-riot control.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Extra fee for additional paintballs. Reservation recommended for groups of 6 or more; subject to availability. Must be 12 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Dodge This Paintball
Don't worry—it's not the end of the world. Though the field is littered with crumbling structures and stacks of littered tires, this is only a simulation. At Dodge This Paintball, masked players traverse the grassy fields, ducking behind eroded buildings and other obstacles in an effort to best their opponents. The fields operate by reservation only during the week, and on the weekends welcome walk-on players. Special game events pit players against one another in apocalypse-themed games or capture-the-flag style matches. All the while, the staff keeps close watch to ensure safety and that no one is settling standoffs with quickdraw contests by seeing who can blast Van Gogh's Sunflowers against the side of a barn fastest.