What You'll Get
When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse;" when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse” since only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon to Dog Inn Dog Out. Choose from the following options:
• For $20, you get basic dog-grooming services for a dog up to 40 pounds (a $40 value).
• For $35, you get basic dog-grooming services for a dog 40–100 pounds (a $70 value).
• For $45, you get basic dog-grooming services for a dog 100 pounds and heavier (a $90 value).
Dog Inn Dog Out primps pups with an array of pet services including expert dog grooming that tends to all manner of canine keratin. A trained canine cleaner will bathe and condition your dog's fur until it shines like your #1 Dog Owner trophy. Pleasant paw pedicures protect couches upholstered in silk or bubble wrap with a careful nail trim. Groomers clean up undercarriages with sanitary trims, close-cutting excess fur to keep future fire-hydrant visits cleanly. If needed, dogs' ears also get a thorough wash, ensuring the speedy identification of ice-cream-truck coordinates.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. Valid only if vaccines are current. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.