To attract a mate, Amazonian birds grow out their colorful plumage, perform elaborate dances, and repeatedly announce that they value birdbrains more than sturdy nesting sticks. Provide partners with evidence of your beauty with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a mini boudoir shoot at DollFace Studios (a $199 value).

In its 2,000-square-foot studio, DollFace's professional snapping duo, Darah and Siobhan, strives to unleash the buried bombshell in clients through expressive, elegant boudoir photography. Aspiring sirens begin their 30-minute mini sessions and subdue belly-dwelling butterflies by filling the studio with their favorite tunes and a few swift sips of bubbly. Hair and makeup application is available for an additional charge; once ready, kittens slip into the more conservative of their two outfits to help ease into the flashbulb's glow in front of the camera's honest lens. Once power suits have been stripped down, women are welcome to improve the appearance of a variety of set pieces with their presences, either taking direction from the photographer or vogueing to the beat of nature's drum—the heart.

Once honest subjects have been fully captured on film, 25–50 chosen images will be posted on DollFace's password-protected online gallery, from which ladies can choose two of their favorites to be retouched and airbrushed to even out tones and rid bodies of any distracting details. The selected poses are then printed into 5"x7" prints for loved ones, jealous ex-ones, and modeling agents who just dropped by to see the sunrise.