What You'll Get
Though spinning massive amounts of dough above one's head is an amusing way to display a coin collection, it requires superhuman stamina to maintain. Rest your triceps and leave the dough-spinning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of pizza and more at Don Merino's PiZZeria in Midvale. Don Merino's makes its fresh dough by hand, supplying endless topping permutations and customizing pizzas to suit any taste. Choose from a variety of fresh slices, including the chicken mango and basil-strewn pesto tomato ($4.50 each), or realize a dark personal pizza vision by amalgamating bell peppers, potatoes, Canadian bacon, and more into a doughy disc of devilish deliciousness. Customize pies with a gluten-free crust or order up a pupusa, a Salvadorian configuration of cheese and meat baked fresh and topped with a coleslaw toupee ($1.75). Any pizza can also be made into a calzone ($6), even though a calzone can only be made into a pizza after it’s exploded with a stick of dynamite and the remains are scraped up with a snow shovel.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Dine-in or carryout only. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.