White light is created by combining all colors, just as white teeth are created by chewing all flavors of jelly beans at once. Complete your jaw-tinting quest without tracking down cucumber gelatin with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one Boost teeth-whitening treatment at Dr. Donald Cadle's office in New Port Richey (a $495 value).

Dr. Donald Cadle has been tending to the needs of dulling fangs and yellowing chompers since 1972, culling experience from numerous professional posts and time spent serving as chairman of the Florida Board of Dentistry. During the in-office Boost treatment, Dr. Cadle applies a chemically triggered formula free of heat or UV-ray activation, turning canines pale faster than a dogcatcher on rocket skates. Patients see results in as little as one hour, during which time they kick back with the DVD- and Dish-enabled monitors found in each of the office's treatment rooms. Those with gobbling problems also will benefit from the treatment’s enamel-strengthening and sensitivity-decreasing effects.