Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services from Donaldson's One Hour Cleaners, with locations in Appleton and Neenah.

Donaldson's trained staff of filth fighters goes toe-to-toe against soiled shirts and dirty dungarees with dry-cleaning services. Rather than removing stains with sandpaper and whiteout, Donaldson's cleaning process employs delicate machinery and gentle chemicals to return clothing safely to a clean condition. After an hour of laundering, blouses ($7.19), trousers ($7.19), and two-piece suits ($14.40) can be fed to empty dressers and closets. Ensure fresher smelling slumber hours by bringing comforters ($19.10–$23.79) and feather pillows ($11.79) for a routine wash. Feet can pass the time twiddling their toes instead of walking to the dry cleaners with free pick-up and delivery.