What You'll Get
If not properly maintained, the human body may act out by slowing down essential functions or spontaneously dancing the Macarena during important business meetings. Fend off anatomical insubordination with today’s Groupon to Donya’s Holistic Care Center in Dania. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $65 value).
- For $40, you get a colon hydrotherapy session (an $85 value).
Donya’s Holistic Care Center’s staff aims to soothe clients’ outer chassis with restorative massages and cleanse their inner workings with naturalistic techniques. Improve overall circulation with a 60-minute Swedish massage, a calming chirapsia that incorporates gliding strokes and deep kneading to lull over-anxious muscles into a state of protoplasmic placidity. Other potential benefits of this Scandinavian rubdown include improved digestive function, increased joint flexibility, and a reduction of physical and mental fatigue caused by stressful activities, such as running a household or managing executive-level tickling competitions at the office. Or opt for a colon hydrotherapy session, which lasts up to 45-minutes, during which a talented technician gingerly employs the state-of-the-art LIBBE system to comfortably irrigate the entire length of the lower intestinal tunnels, detoxifying the body’s plumbing system and helping to promote its self-restorative properties.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 6, 2017. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have parental consent for hydrotherapy. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.