What You'll Get
Disarm your insurgent pet's backyard IEDs (intestinally evacuated debris) in time for summer gatherings with today’s deal. For $22, you get one pet-waste-removal yard cleaning from DoodyCalls. This Groupon is valid for yards within 40 miles of downtown St. Louis. Rates vary based on property size, number of dogs, and time elapsed since the last yard cleaning, but the average value comes out to $60. Services of any size are covered with this Groupon.
Outside of a flock of drunk, confrontational seagulls, nothing ruins a leisurely stroll faster than an ill-fated pairing of shoe and excrement. The average dog goes #2 twice a day, which could leave more than 18 pounds of droppings in one month—destroying grass and polluting natural waterways. Busy homeowners dealing with kids, work, and grueling bowling-league training often do not have the time to meticulously comb their yards for dung bits. DoodyCalls will send over a trained representative to quickly and thoroughly remove all pet waste, triple-bag it, throw it away, or dispose of it in an approved landfill for an extra $3 (not covered with this Groupon).
Thanks to today's side deal to DoodyCalls, yard owners will receive efficient waste-removal services that free up lawns for worry-free Frisbee tosses and Civil War battle reenactments. Call ahead to schedule your service.
- One customer, Kevin Durkin, 50, a stay-at-home father of two in the Westchester hamlet of Katonah, said it fell to him to retrieve the waste produced by his black Labrador, Savannah, until he spotted a DoodyCalls ad and signed up for the service this spring. “It’s just something else I don’t have to take care of,” he said on a recent Monday morning as he watched Mr. Patterson, his DoodyCalls “technician,” traverse the lawn in a grid pattern. – Mireya Navarro, New York Times
- DoodyCalls has put together staffs that are trained, uniformed, and courteous. – Bobby B, GreatStartups.com
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Must live within 40 miles of downtown St. Louis. Not valid with other offers. Must call ahead to schedule service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.