The act of ivory tickling can cheer up a crowd, win over a love interest, or make a peaceful pachyderm feel significantly more like stampeding. Get your phalanges flowing with today's Groupon: for $40, you get four 30-minute private music lessons (up to an $80 value) at Dorian School of Music, located on Bath Road. All four classes must be completed in one month.

Dorian School of Music plucks at the undiscovered skills of novice musicians with inspiring lessons designed to make every soloist a virtuoso. Use four 30-minute classes to rub shoulders with a choice of instruments—drums, guitar, bass guitar, violin and viola, piano, organ, and vocals—and, if, desired, study the Royal Conservatory of Music Curriculum (for piano or guitar) or the Suzuki Method (violin). Perch on a piano bench and tap out a double-entendre-filled Beethoven concerto, or crash mallets into drum cymbals to let your neighbours know you’re awake bright and early. Dorian School of Music's fabulous faculty teaches students to approach each session as a classical conquest, preparing young musicians for the day they battle sentient instruments for control of major cities.

Reviews

Past clients rave about the lessons at Dorian School of Music in online testimonials on the school’s website:

• thanks for all you are doing for the kids. WOW, the caliber of Dorian's students. We are glad to be part of Dorian. – The Paulettes
• it's great to see the returning students make good progress in their music lessons. – The Campbells