Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $59, you get a kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom cleaning or a three-room carpet cleaning from Dos Funny Frogs Cleaning Service (up to a $129 value).
The team of trained professionals from Dos Funny Frogs Cleaning Service utilizes its finely honed powers of scour to transform disheveled homes into their cleaner, glossier counterparts. Rolling up in the Frogmobile, the supervised Dos Funny Frogs crew of three–five cleaners confronts messy domiciles with nontoxic, green-cleaning Sapos solvents that are safe for countertops and floor-licking pets alike. By smearing elbow grease along appliances, cabinets, counters, sinks, and floors, the team frightens off kitchen nightmares of crusted marinara and sentient microwave mold. Bathrooms face decontamination as the cleaners polish and scrub slick surfaces, clear motivational lipstick credos from mirrors, and retrieve the remote control from the toilet before exorcising the bedroom of dirty demons, uncovering the beautiful floor that was suffocating under a layer of unwashed clothes. If Grouponers choose the three-room carpet-cleaning option Dos Funny Frogs's crew will utilize nontoxic, self-neutralizing carpet-cleaning products to expunge floors of deep stains, dust and mites, dirt, gum, oil, and other unsightly soils.
Dos Funny Frogs Cleaning Service is open Monday–Friday and will work around anyone’s schedule, whether folks want to return to a spotless home after a full day of work or call in sick to watch and learn from the cleaning crew. Additional services are available for Groupon purchasers at a discounted rate, from cleaning fridge and oven interiors to play rooms. A portion of Dos Funny Frogs’s profits is donated to rebuilding the homes of families ravaged by hurricanes in Central America.
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