After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $99, you get a one-night stay at Doubletree Hotel San Antonio Downtown (up to a $199 value). The modern upscale hotel is located moments from the San Antonio River Walk. Rooms are subject to availability; this Groupon does not include tax.
Welcoming every guest with warm chocolate-chip cookies at check-in, Doubletree Hotel has the charm of a grandma without the weird noises her knuckles make. Today's Groupon gets you an overnight stay in a room with either one king bed or two double beds (generally a $199 value, although rates fluctuate); both smoking and non-smoking rooms are available. Turn inner marshmallow into solid muscle in the hotel's fully equipped fitness center, followed by a couple cool-down laps in the outdoor pool or whirlpool. After topping your aquatic activities with a complimentary wireless Internet surf in the hotel lobby, head up to your room's safe and cozy quarters to relax with a movie on cable as you blow-dry your partner's hair for the fifth time for free.
An overnight stay at the Doubletree Hotel leaves guests feeling so refreshed and mellow, even diehard Seinfeld fans can loop the series' finale without breaking a sweat.
- The decor in the lobby has a contemporary look with lots of televisions and a couple of computers. We loved the pool area--it had lots of chairs and loungers along with a nice waterfall and a big pergola with even more chairs. It was really a nice setup. – love2cruise2004, TripAdvisor
- The hotel is very comfortable with a modern design. – Ryan S., Yelp, 10/19/10