Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $79, you get three rooms of carpet cleaning (up to 200 sq. ft./room) from Doug's Chem-Dry (up to a $252 value). Areas totaling more than 600 square feet will require an additional charge. This Groupon is valid for homes in Boone, Cole, Callaway, Camden, Miller, and Morgan counties.

The carpet curators at Doug's Chem-Dry vivify floor fibers with hot carbonation extraction carpet cleaning systems. Certified technicians utilize low-pressure applicators to inject problematic patches of home fur with millions of microscopic bubbles and tiny maids, which shake threads free from dirt, grime, and remnants of dust-mite firework shows. Next, the hot carbonation extraction system hoists unwanted particles to the surface, and a vacuum sweeps crummy bits away for good. Ideal for pets, children, and tender-footed ottomans, carbonated cleanses are completely void of solvents, detergents, and harsh chemicals. A lack of soapy residues allows invigorated room cloaks to dry within two hours and prevents magic stains from reappearing with dust-bunny sidekicks.