Most modern cuisine is a continuation of classic dishes, just as a computer is a slightly modified typewriter and a washing machine is a river in a box. Revel in palatable progress with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Italian fare at Dover Pizza Steak House & Lounge.

Dover Pizza Steak House & Lounge populates three dine-in menus with a delectable selection of pizzas, salads, and Italian entrees. Begin by snapping taste buds out of their pizza trance with appetizers such as the dry ribs ($9.95), served traditionally or with a honey-garlic sauce, or the chicken wings ($9.95), with a choice from seven different dressings. Then, culinary artisans flatten dough and coat the newly formed crust with sauce, cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers before teleporting the circular comestibles into the oven ($13–$33.50). Bacon-and-pineapple-topped pies roll out of the kitchen ($14.25–$29). Like a baseball field made of tasty meat, the full dinner menu includes a sizable mound of goodness and offers several plates, including the veal parmigiana ($15.95) and the beef tenderloin stir-fry ($15.95). Opt to relax in Dover's lounge, sipping house wines and domestic draft beers while sampling from the lounge menu, which features a swath of bar snacks and the full pizza menu. In the lounge, patrons watch sports on HDTVs, work out thumbs on video-game machines or belt out tunes during karaoke every second Friday of the month.