What You'll Get
Bathhouses, unlike shower houses, encourage guests to sit in saunas and do not sternly bar the use of rubber duckies. Relax in a warm, duck-friendly environment with today's Groupon: for $30, you get three day-passes (a $90 value) at Downtown Banya in Everett.
The saunas at Downtown Banya incubate guests in healthy 185-200-degree warmth. After depositing belongings in the secure locker room and showering, guests can slip into slippers and towel into a towel, before moseying on to the sauna, to which this Groupon grants unlimited use. With a cobblestone stove that reaches temperatures of 800 degrees, the wood-walled heated room stretches open pores to funnel out pernicious toxins and funnel in wholesome oxygen. After enjoying a comfortable stay in the sauna, visitors can unwind in the lounge, where loungers watch movies and sports on a large flat-screen television from the comfort of plush leather couches. Or, challenge an acquaintance to a game of pool, which is a billiards game involving hand-eye coordination and not a race to design and construct a swimming arena.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older or accompanied by a parent. May split Groupon between people. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Downtown Banya
Downtown Banya looks and feels like an old-world bathhouse, but it's blessed with some distinctly new-world amenities, including a bistro that serves dumplings and beer and spa services such as massages and facials. The main draw is a sauna composed of two rooms—Russian and dry. A third-generation Russian stove maker crafted the Russian sauna, which has a low-humidity environment that allows temperatures to soar higher than they could in other types of saunas. The wet sauna, meanwhile, dangles the prospect of aromatherapy—clients may buy herbs in the lobby and waft them throughout the room so that no one will question why their hair smells like chicken fingers. After they’re done loafing around the sauna rooms, clients can dip into cold pools that help the skin maintain elasticity. Or instead, they can sink into a warm jacuzzi equipped with a flat-screen plasma TV overhead.