Humans invented the automobile to transport mattresses, let dogs air out their mouths, and provide newlyweds with a practical way of showing off their empty soup cans. Preserve this most versatile invention with today's Groupon: for $25, you get an oil change, tire rotation, brake inspection, and wash from Downtown Hyundai (an $84.95 value).

Downtown Hyundai dispatches factory-trained technicians to rescue autos in need of routine maintenance. The expert engine gurus treat four-wheeled friends to an oil change before inspecting the oil filter to make sure it's still in working order and free of excess coffee grounds. Next, the coolant, brake, and washer fluid levels are checked and replenished as needed, after which the drive belts, transmission fluid levels, brake lines, brake pads, battery, and exterior lights undergo a thorough examination. Owners can sip gourmet coffee while mechanics hoist the carriage high in the air for a full tire rotation. After having tested tires for overall wellbeing, adjusting the air level, and asking each one about its childhood, Downtown Hyundai's car clinicians relocate every tire to a new corner of the vehicle. After the service session, each car is given a full wash before being returned to its proud owner.