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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon for six Zerona body-slimming treatments from Dr. Darius Bunyad at Downtown Zerona Laser in Santa Rosa (a $2,400 value).
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Bunyad, the clinic harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate by 3/7/12, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Must use all treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Downtown Zerona Laser
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Bunyad, the clinic harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. Trish Bender joins the team as the wellness coordinator, managing patient care by drawing upon her professional background in fitness, nutrition, and stethoscope harvesting. Massage therapist and Zerona technician Claudia Yerba guides the low-light lasers over waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, and administers kneadings designed to supplement the treatments.